Why can't I find a job in America?

I started the day early having set my alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While the coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, I shaved with my electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). I then put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking breakfast in my new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) I sat down with a calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to budget how much I could spend today. After setting my watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) I got in my car ( MADE IN GERMANY) and continued the search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, I decided to relax for a while. so I put on some sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured a gl of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on the TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why it's so difficult to find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....